Estoy de Martes

In Class with Carmen and Marina


Carmen & Marina: [brattily sarcastic] Ooh, this was the game you were talking about? We didn't know, we just found out now.
Mabel [angry Spanish]: Or we can play the game of "copy all of the words we just learned three times," how does that sound to you, hmm??

[after copying for 3 minutes, Carmen passes over her finished sheet, sad and angry, and on the back of the sheet is written:]

"Mabel, No sé si a tí te gusta este juego pero a mi no."
(Mabel, I don't know if you like this game but I sure don't."

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Carmen writes on the board: "We cook chicken" after Marina acts out the words. Then proceeds to draw a box around the words, and a sign post below with a tag that reads "5 euros."

Carmen: La oferta de hoy! (Today's offer!)

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yo: jejeee
Ugly: nobody really laughs like that


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Yo: but seriously, what bug can get into tight pants
Ugly: LOL
i. dont. know.
Yo: lol
dammit
i thought you had all the answers to these things
what good is a tumor twin
if they can't even tell you the answer to that
Ugly: hmm, i dont know the answer to that one either, tumor.
Yo: you AREN'T the wielder of worldly knowledge after all :(
Ugly: tumor's dragging me down
ya big lug!
grow some legs, would you?
Yo: i HAVE
i walk around now
Ugly: lol
scary
Yo: hahaha
Ugly: glub... glub...
Yo: eww

A Different Kind of Chai

Silvia: What are you going to strain the tea with?
David: A sock.
Javi: Bwahahaha or one of my boxers hanging outside.

¡La Gripe Porcina!

Ugly: call dad
Yo: again?
is he afraid i have swine flu
Ugly: yea he called me over the wekend
Yo: what did he say?
Ugly: i guess
he wants to personally stress to you the importance of staying indoors, i guess
Yo: lol
Ugly: away from other living organisms
Yo: LOL
well that would be kinda hard, being a teacher
and not an amoeba
Ugly: LOL

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Yo: so you took all your exams?
Allison: hahah yes
Yo: niiiice
Allison: i know
it feels so good to be done
Yo: yayyy
congrats!
i'm sure the last couple of weeks have been hell
so now what are you doing?
Allison: yess
i turned on my tv
lol
Yo: hahahaha
Allison: i haven't watched this thing for months
Yo: awesome
what are you watching
Allison: the disney channel
zack and cody live on a ship now
thats how much i missed
they used to live in a hotel!
Yo: hahahaha awesome

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Yo: yeah
poor wugly :(
Ugly: u talkin about me?
Yo: yeah
you = wugly
Ugly: LOL
so glad you're hear to cheer me up
Yo: awww
Ugly: hehe
Yo: mbot ahv course
Ugly: you turned my frown upside down at wugly!
Yo: lol
didn't i turn your frown upside down at back pains and pregnancy
Ugly: yes
that too

Basic Spaniard's Vocabulary

Julietta: besos!!
Yo: k, besitos
hasta luego!!!
Julietta: ta lohgoh!
Yo: hahaha
vengaaaaaaaaa!
Julietta: hehehe eshpañah
venga vale, vamos
Yo: vengavengavengavalevamos!

Blar blar

Patricia: [showing me pictures of guy on FB] Ves? Qué cerdo...que ascoso...ves? Ves? (See? What a pig...how disgusting...See? See?)
Mabel: Jajaja.
Patricia: Jo, pero me gusta muchisimo, eh? (Damn, but I like him so much.)

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Chicken Wangs, Enrique-style

Enrique: Look, they're perfect, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
Javi: The only tender part I can taste here is the bone.

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Enrique: [about the left-over, charred wings]: These were made - these were made...
Javi: To last.


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Spider bites and spider torture

Enrique: So then I burned off all her legs first in the fireplace, and then I put the lighter to her.

Javi: What a beautiful story. You should've put her on your bed after burning off her legs and then had a chat with her. "Now why did you do that?"

Enrique: Bwahaha. Yeah, like "Okay, I either finish what I started, or you talk to me."

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Mabel: [after hyping up and telling ghost story] Isn't that story really creepy?
Javi: Well, no, but I think later when I'm alone I'll probably freak out.
Mabel: I know, right?! Like when I'm by myself and I think about...Wait, were you serious?
Javi: No.