Vocabulary Building

Mabel: Okay, so, the person who usually takes your order at a restaurant is called?
Carlos: Um...ah, Jean-Paul.

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CL Specifics and Protocol

Ugly: Was that like a reprise of Rubber Body Parts? You just added more to the other entry.
Mabel: No, no, the original conversation was an actual one, not on IM.

I eat that all the time

Janet: What's "mero?" It's on the lunch menu for Thursday.
Me: Hmm, I dunno.
Melissa: Marrow? It's like, the inside of a bone. Like the juice...bone marrow.
Janet: Ohhh, okay...so guys, they're serving bone marrow on Thursday, if you wanna stay for lunch.
Liam: Yeah, all right, sounds good.
Janet: Have you had bone marrow, Ricardo?
Ricardo: Oh, yeah, bone marrow, it's really good. They make it in Mexico.
Me: Wait, but is it like, a soup? Or liquid-y? How do you eat it?
Melissa: [stares at me for 10 seconds] Oh, wait, what was the word you asked? How do you spell it?
Janet: Mero, m-e-r-o.
Melissa: Oh, it's a type of fish.

[raucous laughter]

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Melissa: So what are you gonna be for Halloween?
Ricardo: [serious tone] I dunno man. I guess I could be a ghost and use some bedsheets. Although, on second thought I don't think my landlord would be too happy with me cutting them up.
Carrie: Wait, what?
Ricardo: You know, holes for the eyes.
Carrie: Bwahaha, you can't just go around wearing a sheet in school.
Mabel: Bwaha, yeah, as if he was really actually considering it.

on dies irae:

Bun - sounds like...battaglia
ego - like what?
Bun - you know, like a...whatyacall it...fight..within a war
ego - so a battle?

life on the psych ward

Roomie:
mofosdf;lkjsdf;lkj
sometimes I really hate working with patients with anxiety
stop friggin' calling me
i get it
you're anxious

Rubber Body Parts, Cont'd

Yo: today i remembered when i was putting tupperware away in your apartment
you were like "whoa...is this like, how to take up the most space or something"
Ugly: LOL
Yo: "the round ones usually go here with the round lids....the square ones are back here.."
i was like oh, okay....lol
le funny
Ugly: haha
you said i was anal
for someone so messy
Yo: haha yeah...like the lotion thing
how you had to put it back behind the clock each time
and your coffee machine
Ugly: lol... yea cuz i use the clock
everyday
Yo: hahaaa
Ugly: as well as the counter
Yo: "these big soft styrofoam number signs that were used for a toy packaging and which i still have to find a use for need to go here."
Ugly: LOL
Yo: bwahaha
Ugly: and the rubber body parts go here
Yo: hahahaha
in the shelf for rubber body parts

Blarg!

Achraf: Teacher, teacher, are we making a birthday card? Should I write inside, "Felicidades, Achraf"?

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Javi: What did you cut your hair with, a sword?

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David: Super-Abuela was a cartoon.
Javi: No, it wasn't, Super-Abuela was real.
Susie: Super-Abuela is also a video game. I have it.
David: Bwaha, what does the Super-Abuela do in the game? Save the world?
Susie: Plant flowers and save cats.
Luis: Did you find this game on the internet? ...Or did you pay money for this?

Farmville Fun

Mildred: Farmville is serious. I wake up in the morning, and the first thing I think of is, "Damn, I gotta go harvest my pumpkins."

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Mom: How was your nap?

Me: I need to harvest my pumpkins.

Poker Face

ego: y'know, so many people, who aren't nerds like us, don't know lady gaga is really from the upper east side--

bun: --that she's a JAP

ego: and hiding her big jewish nose--

bun: --under her big penis hair