¡La Gripe Porcina!

Ugly: call dad
Yo: again?
is he afraid i have swine flu
Ugly: yea he called me over the wekend
Yo: what did he say?
Ugly: i guess
he wants to personally stress to you the importance of staying indoors, i guess
Yo: lol
Ugly: away from other living organisms
Yo: LOL
well that would be kinda hard, being a teacher
and not an amoeba
Ugly: LOL

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Yo: so you took all your exams?
Allison: hahah yes
Yo: niiiice
Allison: i know
it feels so good to be done
Yo: yayyy
congrats!
i'm sure the last couple of weeks have been hell
so now what are you doing?
Allison: yess
i turned on my tv
lol
Yo: hahahaha
Allison: i haven't watched this thing for months
Yo: awesome
what are you watching
Allison: the disney channel
zack and cody live on a ship now
thats how much i missed
they used to live in a hotel!
Yo: hahahaha awesome

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Yo: yeah
poor wugly :(
Ugly: u talkin about me?
Yo: yeah
you = wugly
Ugly: LOL
so glad you're hear to cheer me up
Yo: awww
Ugly: hehe
Yo: mbot ahv course
Ugly: you turned my frown upside down at wugly!
Yo: lol
didn't i turn your frown upside down at back pains and pregnancy
Ugly: yes
that too