Saturday, August 15, 2009

toilet humour

Flo: I always lean forward when I take off my pants.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Reminiscing

Allison: YOU were piss-ass drunk while I had to deal with your needy-ass ex-boyfriend! You owe me one Mabel!!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Don't Just ASSUME Things.

Mabel: i updated CL again
i think you'll find it very amusing

Flo: is it the convo we had just 2 seconds ago?

mabel: hahaha no no

When Ugly Gets Stuck in Traffic

Mabel: Are you going to this After BBQ Party? Apparently I'm attending.

Ugly: "Apparently, I clicked the 'I will attend' button on Facebook."

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Mabel:
What is your husband doing right now?
Mom: My husband is-a ngun ngun gurk.

The Discovery of Gender Identities

After telling her that RY friended Flo on Facebook:

Ugly: Tell Flo to refer RY to me!! Tell her to use the friends' referral.

Mabel: Haha, we should form a "We Touched RY" group.

Ugly: "Touched by RY." MMm, I would like to touch Feist.

Mabel: Yeah yeah yeah me too!

Ugly: If there were a gay scale, with 10 being the most gay and 1 being the least, you would be a 5.

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Mabel: No, there should be one scale for sexual orientation and another for masculine and feminine.

Ugly: Okay, so on the gay scale, 10 being gay and 1 being straight, I'm definitely a 10. You'd be like a 3 or a 4. Bwaha! And then on the masculine-feminine scale...male being zero, since y'know, they're zeros...

Mabel: Bwahaha, amen.

Ugly: ...just like straights, HAHA..and straight men then are zero, zero. Double zero. Bwahaha! I'd be about a 7.

Mabel: Okay, so if you're a 7, I'd have to be an 8.

Ugly: Hey, this isn't a relative scale here....we should make this a facebook quiz and send it to everyone!

La bitch.

Megan: Ugh, God should've made me a dog. I mean, he's already made me a bitch.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

We Have Contributed the Siesta

Ugly: Wait don't Europeans have passports each from their own countries?
Bub: No, they all have the EU passports now.
Ugly: Oh, really, didn't know that.
Bub: Yeah, isn't that weird? How all these countries suddenly are "the European Union." I mean, now even the Spanish are considered European.
Ugly: .....Bwahahaha!