m: mmmm.. food is good. i love food.
flo: as opposed to what, hating food?
m: OMG I HATE FOOD! get this shit outta my face!
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*flo and m are eating dinner. chicken falls on to the floor because m is retarded and can't fork it.*
*m picks the piece of chicken up.*
m: shit, should i throw it out or wash it off?
flo: *laughing hysterically, trying to avoid spewing food everywhere.*
*intermittent laughing for 30 seconds*
m: should i wash it off or not? this is a GOOD piece of chicken, man!
flo: my mom would've just washed it off and ate it without hesitation.
m: yeah, my mom too.
flo: yeah, washing food off is a very asian thing. there wouldn't be 30 seconds of hesitation. Americans would just throw it out. dude, that moment of hesitation was your american side coming out.
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Megan: Where did the salami go??
June: It just flew off your plate.
M: It flew into June's mouth.
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