me: I have never seen better-dressed concert-goers.
brian (guy who gave me a beer on the train): yea, the feist fans are really fashionable.
me: It's like all the hipsters in Chicago are on this train.
brian: oh, look, those people down there have, like, 50 Coach bags in those shopping bags.
me: Can you imagine the headline if this train crashed? 'Entire population of hipsters in Chicago and 10,000 dollars in Coach bags wiped out in Metra crash"