mabel: haha, i think you'll have to wait awhile there buddy, my virginity is too precious to be given up before marriage
john: yes, but we have to make sure we are sexually compatible before we get married, cos if we aint, then practise makes perfect
mabel: heard that kind of propaganda before!
john: when have I ever given you any bullshit
mabel: you can't convince me, hubbest
i'm a straight catholic girl with principles
john: hahahahaha