I is Amelican!

me: you have a long weekend?
Ugly: yea off next mon
u should be too
me: really
let me see
what day is it?
Ugly: um, so this thing happened 200 years ago that's the reason why we're all still here today as americans...
me: hahah
ohhh
Ugly: it's call Independence Day
me: *called
Ugly: yes, called
me: immigrant!
Ugly: foreigner!!!

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Bub: Wait, you mean you're NOT having some form of dykey barbecue?