Blublublublublu

(at the airport)
Me: Even the coffee machines must be expensive here. It´ll cost you an arm and a leg.
Ugly: Bwaha, "Please insert: One. Arm."
Me: Bwahaha, "Your balance: One. Arm."
Ugly: "Your change: Four. Toes." :::blublublublublu:: That´s the sound of the toes rolling down the chute.

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(playing pool)
Ugly: Dammit, I wish I didn´t have a left leg.
Me: You can insert it in the coffee machine.