Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Javi Tuesday Headliners

Me: And then?
Javi: (in faux french accent) There is no and then! After and then, it´s the end of the world!

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Javi: Did you see that fish that was like hovering at the bottom?
Me: Yeah, that was the sea cucumber.
Javi: No, I'm not referring to the cucumber.


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Javi: You made 2 good decisions for us today...ordering the Menorquin pizza, and not staying in the cave. (Javi had suggested taking shelter in a cave on the beach while it rained and everyone was leaving.)

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At dinner

Javi: Are you gonna finish that? (zoned out pause) Hey you know I feel like watching a movie about the Second World War.


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After putting away the laundry

Javi: Geez, what am I gonna do with all these clean clothes??


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For the fifth time

Me: So, the first funny quote was "I'm not referring to the cucumber," and do you wanna know what the second was????
Javi: Omg, what a nightmare! No, I DON'T want to know!
Me: I know you're dying of curiosity.
Javi: No, I can assure you I'm not!

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