Me: I´m making Thanksgiving dinner on Saturday.
Aviva: Ooh, what´s on the menu?
Me: I actually wanna make bratwurst.
Aviva: You´re such a bad American.
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Aviva: What's your living situation?
Me: I live with one other person.... It --
Aviva: IT?
Me: Bwaha, no, it, the apartment, has a living room, a bedroom, a kitchen...
Aviva: Oh, REALLY?
Me: A bathroom. Oh, and heat.
Aviva: That's crazy. And I would've thought you'd have a fire in your yurt.
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(after having sat down on the bus)
Me: Oh. I think these are the small seats.
Aviva: They're all small. They're not built for tall people. This is an Asian bus.
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