All he wrote in the message was a thousand x's and o's

(looking at old school photo on fb)

Ugly: That's you?
Me: Yeah, it doesn't even look like me.
Ugly: Who's Cat Kat?
Me: I dunno, some girl from school.
Ugly: Oh. There's "Roo Woo." Who's May Maybelline?
Me: Bahahaha.
Ugly: Lol, what the hell is up with these names?

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 Ugly:  still home?

 Sent at 4:38 PM on Monday

 Ugly:  george, is that you?

are you on the computer?

dang cat is on the computer again.

(later)

Ugly: He was writing to his penpals.

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(stepping on Zoey's bone)

Me: Ahhhhhhh!!!! 

Ugly: GWAhahahahaha.

Me: Dude, that bone is a hazard to humans!!

Ugly: She's plotting our destruction!