"That was supposed to be silent."

Parties

Julietta: Well, if they're not worthy, you just have to...take off your hair clip and eat grapes.

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Learning the Australian accent:
"I like your nose. Call me on your phone, yeh?"

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Lisa: So once we were in the States, and we were drinking Sunny D like it was going out of fashion.

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(impersonating my cat George during the time that Koka was in heat)
Me (in British accent): I do not know what this means, but please get your buttocks out of my face...I can't see the food bowl.

"Pronunthiathun ith the thtepping thtone to thuktheth."

mabel: okay, time for bed!
hasta luego!
or as the thpaniardth tend to thay,

megan: good thnighit
*gooth

mabel: ta'lwegooooooooo

megan: hahahaha
sounds like a wolf in heat.

mabel: i like how you lisp even where there is no S
goodth thnighth

megan: ith not a lithp

mabel: ith sexthy

megan: ith the proper wayth to pronounth thingths

mabel: i mean
ith thexthy

megan: !!
thaths betterth

mabel: HAHA
lmao
"ith the proper wayth"

megan: go to bed(th)

mabel: yetthir

megan: thankths
thleep thoundly

Mabel: Hee hee hee huu huu huu ha haa haa hoo......

Clark: (after a moment of silence) Those were like all the vowels.

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Mabel: Damn that was quick.
Clark: ....That's what she said.

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(Hungry with heel-tortured feet)
Mabel: Okay, we'll just take any bus and get off wherever we see a McDonald's.

"Is that the golden arches??.........Oh, it's just the flag of Spain."

Denial

megan:
no chatting UP on my end!!
i promise~
i'm friendly!
i like it here

Class Notes

John (about Candice and her big water bag straw, in the middle of a lecture): Is that air you are getting?
Candice: Um, no, it's water.

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Clark: People can get really intimate on the subway when they should probably leave that stuff at home.
John: Oh, yes, it has a lot to do with family.
Clark: Uh, that's not exactly what I meant.

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The Davis pizza octuplets, the Lee grape bunchtuplets

Mabel: Our families keep growing!
Clark: And they keep getting more delicious.

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John: Let's hear your sentence, Jeff.
Jeff: If I buy a new car, I will have car payments.

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John: That is why they're always late in Spain, because they need time to pronounce the dipthongs.

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Tita: If you do choose to have some extra relations with a student, just be discreet about it...."Algunos commentarios: I'm having an affair."

John: Haha, "Comment: I like that student a LOT."

mabel: i finally bought this big yellow fluffy bathrobe today
so warm and content
ugly: ooh... send pic of you in big yellow fluffy bathrobe
mabel: okay
ugly: and orange beak
mabel: HAHAHA