Mildred: yeah its been awhile since ive been studious

he still hasn't said anything?

me: nope

not a word

still waiting?

Mildred: maybe

me: i closed out his box

Mildred: lol

10:09 PM damn

cut throat

me: LOL

"Física o química?"
"Química o física?"

Anatomy lessons

mabel: "you pour blood in my heart. i can't get enough"
ugly: gurgle gurgle

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ugly: did u check to see if the teeth chips had hair or fingnails?

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mabel: you're supposed to be my tumor twin.
ugly: no i came first, YOU'RE the tumor twin

Business as usual.

megan: eye cham vating for vork to be over
mabel: choo chi seee
chgargles hack hack
HAHA i just remember when we sang this song at our wedding.
megan: you know that was completely unintelligible, right?
mabel: HAHA
megan: nevermind, i thought you were talking about the "choo chi seee
chgargles hack hack" song
mabel: LOL
LMAO
i was talkin' about RENT
megan: bhwhahahahah
mabel: hahahha
oh man that was quite the cackle
megan: yeah yeah i just got that
mabel: dude all my roommate EVER hears is me singing and cackling in my room
megan: you're telling me. i broke a rib trying to pack the horselaugh in
mabel: LOL
megan: business as usual, then
mabel: yep bwahaha
megan: sing sing sing cackle cackle cackle

Sex Lives of Songs

flo: omgomgomg
i love when songs cum

Mildred: No one ever thinks their own shit stinks.

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Me: So, what happened next? You accidentally tripped and your face fell on his crotch?

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Mabel, Florence, Mildred...

Mildred: What, do you go around collecting old people names?

mabel: i paid 9 euros last time
for pieces of sausage
no side dish or anything

megan: ...that's what she said.

mabel: HAHA
interesting but not delicious

megan: *see above

mabe: HAHAHAHA