M: You've no idea. I've been waiting so long to eat this donut.
Megan: ......I don't know what to tell ya.

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M: [looking in cupboard] Man, I just need a fuckin' lunch bag.

Megan: Oh, you know what. When the facilities guy came that time to change the stove, I think he tore up your lunch bag.

M: [horse laugh] Really, for what?

Megan: To write something, there was like a piece of brown paper with words on it.

M: [continue horse laugh] I'm sure there's more than one lunch bag in this entire apartment.

Megan: Well you've been carrying around that ratty old thing for awhile.

M: Oh here it is! [takes out ratty old lunch bag from cupboard]

Megan: Oh god.