Flo: i just want people to do their fucking jobs
and stop being lazy and stupid
3:19 PM america didn't become a superpower by relying on these dumbasses
someone somewhere must have a brain
3:20 PM me: lol
it's probably the brainy people enslaving the stupid and incompetent
that's how we came to be a superpower
Flo: good. i intend to be in the former group
i would like to enslave, plz
me: hahah
sounds like a dinner order
3:21 PM Flo: haha
me: would you like a happy ending massage with that
Flo: YES PLEASE