Two Men and a Truck

Mabel: Everyone's moving to California. Mom and dad should move, too... Nah, that's too far.
Maggie: Too far for what?
Mabel: Too far from New York.
Maggie: Too far to move your shit.
Mabel: Noo, too far to see me. To have a normal parental relationship with their kid.
Maggie: Parental relationship equals moving shit. Parents are just shit-movers.
Mabel: Haha, yeah.
Maggie: Have you heard of "Two Men and a Truck?"
Mabel: No.
Maggie: They're a moving company out here in Chicago.
Mabel: Like two gay men and a truck?
Maggie: Noo, it's just two strong men and a truck.
Mabel: Two strong gay men and a truck.
Maggie: Well, you'd probably have to pay extra for them to be gay.
Mabel: As per usual...(absentmindedly) So, wait, there's actually two men in the truck?
Maggie: Yes, it's a moving company and they give you two men.
Mabel: Two men to drive and help you move stuff.
Maggie: Yes. Exactly.
Mabel: Why can't it be just "Two People and a Truck?" Why do they have to be men?
Maggie: Well, they ARE two people in a truck, but they both just happen to be men.
Mabel: Why can't they also hire butch women? They can do the job too.
Maggie: I dunno, it's a small company, it's not like a franchise. They don't have like interchangeable roles.
Mabel: Hahaha.
Maggie: Today, Strong Man #1 will be played by...Butch Woman #1. And Strong Man #2 will be played by even Butcher Woman #2.