Confusion

me: hi googly
Ugly: i'm not googly
i'm ugly.
me: oh sorry
i mean bugly
Ugly: still stalking teacher?
me: stalking of the day finalized
he got up to look at books and i got up to leave and i said hello
and he was telling me about a book he's writing
and i told him i have to talk to him tomorrow about my essay
the end.

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Bub: Yeah, I guess we always ate really healthily as kids...There was always rice, veggies, meat, fruit... That's why we didn't get fat.

[at the same time]

Ugly: Yeah, and that's why I'm fat now.
Bub: And I'm still not fat.

Bub: Uh, what did you just say? I think we just said different things.

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Isabel: Wait, what did you say? What are you writing about?
Sarah: I'm writing about the process of getting a teaching license in Connecticut.
Isabel: Oh, okay. And this is your thesis?
Sarah: No, it's an essay for grammar class.
Isabel: Ohh, okay... I was gonna say, 50 pages on getting a teaching license?
Sarah: Yeah, I would have to write about the process for all the states if it was that long.
Mabel: Yeah, one page for each state.