More Adventures in Absurdism

Ugly: do u get emails from Catbook?

7 minutes

1:58 PM me: lol yes

  why

2:00 PM loll the question should be...why is catbook emailing me.

 Ugly: lol

  they sent an email with subject:

  want to see the oldest cat in the world?

  i'm like, oh man, i do....

2:01 PM but i dont want to click on this email

  cuz i have to work

2:02 PM me: lolll yeah i got that too

  LOL

  i didn't really wanna see the oldest cat in the world...must be gross

 Ugly: hahhaha

  is it....

  alive?

 me: LOL

  okay let me click on it

2:04 PM lol it's a 39 year old cat named lucy

  damn she's living longer than most people

 Ugly: omg

 me: i hope george lives that lon

  g

 Ugly: is she meditating in the photo?

 me: lol noo she looks kind of disoriented though

 Ugly: hahahaha

 me: lolllll

2:05 PM she looks healthy however

  omg this is yet another absurd convo

2:06 PM Ugly: lollll

  now i want to see this cat

2:07 PM me: lolll

  it's just a head shot

  well plus it's body

  part of its body

2:09 PM Ugly: hahahahhahhaa

  'She appears to be the genuine article.' A spokesman for Guinness World Records said there was no entry for the world's oldest cat.