Of Cars and Fuzzy Slippers

me: you stopped responding to my texts!

 Ugly: what have you don with fuzzy slippers?
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Ugly: how long have you had your license?
me: lol
um maybe about 5 or 6 years
Ugly: oh thats good
and it's clean
me: yeah
as in no tickets?
Ugly: right
or accidents
lol
me: um i might have an accident
but that was before i ever had my license

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me: where are you looking at this car?

  are all the jettas stick?

12:21 PM Ugly: it's in princeton. he's meetinig me at my work at 5

  and then we're going from there

 me: ohh i see

 Ugly: no not all

 me: wait, who?

 Ugly: ching

 me: ching?

  ohh i see

 Ugly: i can't buy a stick w/o him! lol

 me: hahaa

  why not

 Ugly: cuz i cant drive it!

 me: ohh but are you thinking of buying it today?

  LOL

 Ugly: i cant go on a test drive no knowing how to drive it

12:22 PM me: buying a car you can't drive..

 Ugly: *not

  well i see it as a challenge

  lol

  it's on my bucket list

 me: well would you put it under his name or my name?

 Ugly: buying a car i can't drive check!

 me: lol this guy is gonna be so confused

 Ugly: lol!!!

 me: LOL

 Ugly: i think your name would be good

  maybe

 me: only person who can drive it isn't buying it

12:23 PM Ugly: hahahaahhaah

 me: girl who wants other guy to test drive it isn't buying it

 Ugly: well they dont have to know that

  they dont care

 me: girl who can't drive either manual or automatic is buying it
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While watching Homeland

Bugly: Man, this terrorist is like not tough at all. He's already giving in to bad music and extreme air conditioning.

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On Zoe's farts

Bugly: Omggg, It won't stop. It's like those motion-sensored Glade air fresheners. 

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Sam: i'm hungry

  i was living off my fat today