M: Man, my nose is so itchy.
Allison: It's red.
M: Is it sparkly?

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M: How do these earrings look?
Allison: Horrible, now give them over.

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M: "We never said our love was evergreen, or as unchanging as the...something..."
Julietta: As the sea!
M: Oh, as the sea! But that makes no sense.
Julietta: Yeah, what the hell!! The sea's always changing.
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