more from the days of yore

Shane: I outlined your head.

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FatWhiteKid 264: hey mabes
ablefires 658: ng hard
ablefires 658: LMAO
FatWhiteKid 264: LOL
FatWhiteKid 264: omfg
FatWhiteKid 264: I don't even want to know what you were talking about
ablefires 658: lmfao
FatWhiteKid 264: man oh man
ablefires 658: hahahah
ablefires 658: it was supposed to be
ablefires 658: "stop breathing hard"
ablefires 658: which isn't any better

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v ee2604: so i was listening
v ee2604: and
v ee2604: your brahms intermezzo
v ee2604: and the third mvt of the brahms bflat piano concero
v ee2604: are like
v ee2604: the same thing
v ee2604: well
v ee2604: they start off
v ee2604: exactly the same
v ee2604: slightly different rythmn but same notes

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on my twin....

ol EagleS lo: I was also thinking
ol EagleS lo: she doesn't have your smile
ol EagleS lo: she's like
ol EagleS lo: hi im depresssed 4 lyfe
ol EagleS lo: you're like
ol EagleS lo: GUAHHAUHAUHAUHUAUAHUAHUAHUAH FEAR MY HORSE LAUGH

Megan and RA placements: "Oh, we’re sorry, you’re actually working with first-years in the basement of MSM.”

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June: I don’t care about my liver. I care about lab!

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M: "Yeah, can I get my Spring sticker...from last year?”
M: “Yeah, I need some validation in my life.”

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Megan: Once I convinced a girl that it was cool to put gum all over yourself, like in your hair and under your arms.

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Megan: Ok, if you’re gonna come in here and expect sex, you’re gonna have to be my face book friend.

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Auto response from FatWhiteKid 264: Where a kid can be a kid, Mabel will be right there to help.

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FatWhiteKid 264: you should just make a xanga called BUB'S TALKS WITH SHANE

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vitamin isgood4u: what're you doing right now
v ee2604: i'm having sex
v ee2604: that was mabel
vitamin isgood4u: ooh, who're you having sex with
v ee2604: my teddy bear cornelius
v ee2604: yes, i have a teddy bear
vitamin isgood4u: i know that,i was there
v ee2604: i'm hiding it from brian
vitamin isgood4u: he has a space suit
v ee2604: he has more than a space suit
v ee2604: he has a birthday suit


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pianochic6: sounds like a kind of pasta
ablefires 658: yeah like penne
ablefires 658: wait wait
ablefires 658: so have u seen the penii?

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ablefires 658: u need a map
ablefires 658: good directions
ablefires 658: a parking place
FatWhiteKid 264: lol
FatWhiteKid 264: and to sacrifice to god before i leave

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FatWhiteKid 264: okay mam
FatWhiteKid 264: just how many people do you have in your room?
ablefires 658: well
ablefires 658: there was a million ppl
ablefires 658: first me and michelle were snuggling on the bed
ablefires 658: then veeshal joined, and it was a minority pile
ablefires 658: then 3 white men joined
ablefires 658: and it was painful
FatWhiteKid 264: sounds like how this world evolved

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v ee2604: remind me every once in a while
v ee2604: that plutonic love is still love
ablefires 658: platonic love
ablefires 658: aw
v ee2604: i love you little buddy
ablefires 658: i'm not little
ablefires 658: or a buddy
v ee2604: ok well i love you large overweight friend

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ablefires 658: i love the smell of laundry
ablefires 658: it's very sexy
v ee2604: i know you do
ablefires 658: how do u know?
v ee2604: um
v ee2604: you come in my room and sniff my dryer sheets

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FatWhiteKid 264: I need to pack a lunch tomorrow
FatWhiteKid 264: for the way up there
FatWhiteKid 264: I'll put this money in my bag
ablefires 658: lmao
ablefires 658: u remind me of bilbo baggins

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ablefires 658: but i love u!!!
ablefires 658: don't leave me!!!
FatWhiteKid 264: oh
FatWhiteKid 264: okay
FatWhiteKid 264: in that case
FatWhiteKid 264: let's have that child we were talking about

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FatWhiteKid 264: watch
FatWhiteKid 264: I'll convince you
FatWhiteKid 264: by like
FatWhiteKid 264: next week
ablefires 658: convince me what?!
ablefires 658: i'm convinced!
FatWhiteKid 264: that we're going to have babies by like june, it's decided
ablefires 658: ok!
ablefires 658: june
ablefires 658: 17th
ablefires 658: i will have a child
FatWhiteKid 264: with me, that's awesome
ablefires 658: ok
ablefires 658: but no
ablefires 658: i have to HAVE the child
ablefires 658: meaning
ablefires 658: give birth
FatWhiteKid 264: wait
FatWhiteKid 264: dude
FatWhiteKid 264: I want to help
ablefires 658: LMAO
FatWhiteKid 264: it won't be premature or anything

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ablefires 658: ur sad face is funny
ablefires 658: it's like
ablefires 658: ultra sad
ablefires 658: =(
v ee2604: that's cause i am ultra sad

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FatWhiteKid 264: hey my young lady!
ablefires 658: hello young homo lad

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ablefires 658: talk to you teatime
ablefires 658: that's what it really means
FatWhiteKid 264: and of course
FatWhiteKid 264: the first one mabel finds is retarded and makes no sense

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ol EagleS lo: I can't replace the mabel late night chat
ablefires 658: yeah u can't
ablefires 658: the late night chat's that go like
ablefires 658: "hello"
ablefires 658: and then 10 min. later
ablefires 658: "hi"
ablefires 658: and then
ablefires 658: "gargle"

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ol EagleS lo: they're like
ol EagleS lo: man this girl is drop dead sexy, I must find out more
ol EagleS lo: so they click your subprofile
ol EagleS lo: then they click your xanga and see conversations about ducks molesting people and snuggling and get scared