M: This train is going to take forever.
Megan: Oh, it'll go by like water.
M: But I don't want water! I want potato chips.
Megan: Okay, well then it'll go by like potato chips. Dipped in nutella.

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Gorgonzola cheese

Megan: Open up and say "ahhhh!"
M: Mmmmmmm--!

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Megan: I like how you get a different kind of granola every time you go to Joe's.
M: Well they have like a million different kinds.
Megan: Really? Nuh uh!
M: Well not a MILLION...