The Life of a Profe

Paco: You can teach them some bad words. For example...como se llaman?
Mabel: Emilio and Almudena.
Paco: "Emilio, you stupid idiot! And Almudena, you stupid fucking bitch! For example."
Mabel: Haha, "just as an example."

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Mabel: Okay, it's an animal.
Fran (who is 11): Hmm, okay...is it...silly?
Mabel: Hahaha, um, no.
Fran: Is it....a human?

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Describe-the-word-without-saying-certain-words game

Fran: Okay, what is..the color of a banana?
Mabel: Yellow?
Fran: Yes, correct.......Ahh, no! I was not supposed to say "color" or "banana."

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Mabel: Okay, why do I have a newspaper in my bag?
Itziar (who is 6); Oh, because, this morning...your father sees soduku on the newspaper, and says to you, that you have to take it with you and do it.
Mabel: Ah, okay, and why?
Itziar: Because he says to you, you must be better at the math.

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Fran Javi: You know when a cat falls, it always lands on its feet? And when a piece of toast falls, it always lands on the buttered side? So the question is, if you have a piece of buttered toast stuck to a cat and they're both falling, which is on the bottom? It's a question I've never been able to answer.

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Mabel: Mmm American coffee...
Fran Javi: And Spanish milk.

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Mabel: Is there a short version for "Almudena?"
Almudena: Gwell, yes, it's "Almu," mbot I never liked it...gwas because of my brother, when we gwere yonger, he used to call me, "Almu, Almu, muuuuu, muuuuuuu" and he say to me it sound like a...como se llama vaca?
Mabel: (between horse laughter) Cow.
Almudena: Jes, a cow. "Almu, Almu, muuuuu muuuu."

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Almudena: Gwell, my first job...I don't remember. Ah, I gwas an English...::laughter:: No, I mean, a gym teacher. Though I hate sports. I taught this...::makes arm movements::
Mabel: Aerobics.

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