Mom: I need to take a break/go to the bathroom.
Me: I'm going upstairs to check my e-mail. I just bought 3 more hotels. Go check them out.
Mom: Did you cheat again? Did you steal my money?
Me: You have no money to steal!
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Mom: You're the one who keeps babbling about the $50 that I "swindled" from you.
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Me: I think the bank should give out a $500 economic stimulus.
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