Gross Misnomers

Nancy: So, you know how in Spanish they say ¨teta¨ for breast and you know how they like to directly translate things... I had this 30-some year old student who was talking about his wife breast-feeding, and he´d say, ¨frahm deh teet of deh mather¨and I´m like...uhhhh, that sounds really bad. Then instead of saying ¨tidy¨ he´d keep saying ¨tittie¨ and I just tell him, ¨You know, what you´re actually saying is that your house is a boob.¨