Ugly: I wish they would play something I knew.
Bub: [as a beat starts] Well...maybe they will.
[raucous, poor quality jazz music is in full swing]
Bub: You mean....this ISN'T your favorite song?
Ugly: Bwahahaha...I usually like hearing my songs played one at a time....not all together like this. It's like all the musicians just happen to be onstage at the same time... "Ooh, you're here too. Ooh, I like what you're playing. What is it?"
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Bub: Doesn't the pianist look like Bette Porter?
Ugly: I guess I can see the resemblance.
Bette Porter look-alike: And now we have a surprise for you, ladies and gentlemen.
Bub: Ooh, she has a surprise.
Ugly: [sultrily] Ooh, I have a surprise for you...I'm going to show you mah boobies.
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