Gay black teacher: So kids here usually get to choose between religion, and another class called "valores," which is really just religion in disguise.
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Gay black teacher: "He told me don't go there." What's wrong with this sentence? Well for some of us there's nuttin' wrong with it.
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Girl: Do students usually watch videos in class?
Gay black teacher: You remember back in the day, when the good kid would be sent off to get the tv on the roll-y cart? No tvs on roll-y carts.
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Gay black teacher: So I had to teach the kids about photosynthesis and about plant reproduction, and the kids are all like, "Pero profe, las flores se juntan??!" and I'm like no...the plants don't have sex.
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Gay black teacher: Oh and remember it's all British English. So when they ask you for a rubber they're not asking for a condom. The first time they asked me "Have you got a rubber?" I was like....they make 'em in your size?
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GBT = new weekly holiday
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