Old Things

Yo: did i ever send you pics of my new haircut

Flo: nope

Yo: i have them on my phone

Flo: seeeeend

Yo: okay sending
i got my bangs fixed

Flo: ok i'm waiting

Yo: there's 2 pics coming
haha

Flo: still waiting

Yo: they're traveling through cyberspace as we speak

Flo: ok i'm staring at my phone

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Yo: this couple above me in hewitt would have sex all the damn time
from 9 in the morning til like the early afternoon
they'd do it at least 3 times
and the girl would sound awful
she sounded like

Flo: hewitt is the worst place to have sex. the sound carries far

Yo: some strangled chicken

Flo: HAHAHAHAHA

Yo: seriously

Flo: did you find out who it was?

Yo: like a really high pitched "uuuuhhhhhhhh" like a baby whining or something
this asian girl who i wouldn't ever wanna imagine having sex

Flo: HAHAHA
was she our year?

Yo: i dunno
i didn't really know her
she lived upstairs

Flo: did you ever see the guy?

Yo: yeah i looked her up on facebook
he was like some hispanic dude

Flo: wait show me

Yo: i saw them both once
and pointed to them

Flo: lol
pointed to them

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Flo: wait, i went out with a hispanic guy. are you sure it wasn't me?
and i lived in hewitt

Yo: hahaha
you're not tubbish
i'm pretty sure it wasn't you
are you loud when you have sex?

Flo: LOL

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Flo: i make noises during appropriate times

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Flo: i get bored and then tired
and then i'm like "might as well sleep"
anyway,we should have a picnic
it should be part of our wknd ritual
pathmark picnic!
in prospect park!
look at that alliteration
you're not the only poet at 158 s portland ave