Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Brown People Land

Yo: googoogogogol
googlyga: moooshy
hello
didja get my email of yesterday?
didja get my english lesson?
Yo: hehehe, what english lesson!
yes i did read your email
and did you write me from your crackberry?!
googlyga: ugh
jes, from the train
to see mommy
who is leaving the country
SOOnsoonsoonsoon
MOMMY
i am slightly incapable of speech
Yo: where is she going
googlyga: to the land of the brown people
Yo: hahahaa
googlyga: god; it's slightly mad
the whole house is full of knicknacks and little thingies to pack for people over there
Yo: hehe, like gifts?
googlyga: i feel like i am in a department store...for asian people
Yo: hahahah
googlyga: full of things only asian people would like
like giant pencils that say NEW YORK
Yo: LOL
googlyga: with a skyline of boston in the background...
Yo: statue of liberty keychains
hahaha
googlyga: that are actually of the eiffel...that sort of thing
Yo: heheh
googlyga: electric razors. handheld camcorders. i want to tell my poor parents that these things are probably smuggled from the homeland in the first place
Yo: lmao

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cont'd...

Yo: oh, wifey, you know where this convo is going to go
googlyga: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Yo: heee heeeeeeeee
googlyga: the annals of cordially, lucifer
WHERE ELSE
you decrepit woman??
(i love you?)
Yo: hahahaa
yes, the annals indeed
googlyga: you mean your other blog
?
Yo: the true blog of my heart
googlyga: the one in which you write funny things that...oh, wait.
Yo: the one and only devotion i have
my kidney, really
googlyga: you and your memory =P
::ominous absence from conversation:: can only mean one thing
i am hearing the theme from JAWS
while you update the blog

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the inthanity continues...

googlyga: vanessa thinks we are a pair of freaks
and she says "thinks?"
KNOWS, FINE BUN
Yo: heeheee
oh man...what a laugh
wait, did you write a comment on the latest post?
ohh hahah
i see it
hahahaha
googlyga: nooooo the comment on the sing sing cackle cackle post
Yo: i never noticed it til now
googlyga: which is identical to our convo just now
Yo: yeah, it is really
googlyga: which is identical to every conversation
Yo: lmfao
googlyga: ...but maybe more succinct?

1 comment:

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