Chinese Food with White Folks

Yo: i went to eat dim sum with javi this weekend
it was pretty good. as usual, i had to eat all the chicken feet
Allison: hahah
or u could just not order the chicken feet
then u wouldn't have to eat all of them
=)
Yo: yeah but he wanted me too
Allison: haha oh
Yo: he even ordered duck feet
Allison: ew
did he eat the duck feet
Yo: and then he's like, "there's....skin on it..and bones"
no lol
Allison: hahahah
Yo: i'm like i'm not eating that
Allison: what'd he expect to find on there?
Yo: hahaha
he thought it was gonna be like all the others, wrapped up and bite sized
Allison: haahaha
Yo: "i thought it was gonna be like dim sum"
"uh, that IS dim sum"
Allison: lol
Yo: LOL
Allison: he wanted duck feet dumplings
where he can't see feet
Yo: HAHAHA
yes, exactly
duck feet dumplings
duck feet ha gao siu mai