Tuesday, November 3, 2009

I always knew there was something about the jamon...

Yo: but it's ridiculous sometimes how dumb 1st graders are
Ugly: lol
what did u expect?
Yo: today the teacher was doing a writing exercise and told the kids to flip their books upside down, so they couldn't see the list of words
and they had to write in the opposite column the words as she dictated them
and instead of writing on the first line, almost all of them wrote on the last line, and upside down and in reverse
and they just COULDN"T write rightside up
and the teacher was just so infuriated as to how they were so confused
it was the weirdest thing
Ugly: how could they write on it if it was upside down?
Yo: it was just a blank column
with lines
and on the other side was the list of words
but they got confused by that so they were all writing upside down and reverse as well
Ugly: lol
Yo: like, even after she said, write H A T in the FIRST LINE
10 times
Ugly: sounds fancy
Yo: even wrote it on the board
they were STILL writing that way...like, twilight zone
and all 3 classes did the exact same thing
Ugly: hmmm
well maybe the instructions need to change
like they need to be shown what to do
Yo: they WERE
Ugly: if everyone did the same
Yo: and the teacher said they never had any problems with this exercise last year
also, i've seen some kids have a weird form of dyslexic-ness
like they see a word, and they write the mirror image
rather than what they see
Ugly: oh my
Yo: so they see cat, and they'll write t a c, but with the letters all backwards
Ugly: dont drink the water
lol
Yo: haha
Ugly: you're witnessing the beginning of the fall of the spanish
Yo: hahaha
mirror-image writing!
will be the downfall of spain
Ugly: a whole culture taken down by dyslexia
Yo: hahaha
Ugly: or as we now call it, mirror image writing
LOL
Yo: LOL
Ugly: a special form of dyslexia
Yo: is that a form of dyslexia?
hahaha
Ugly: very special
Yo: lmao
Ugly: lol
it's caused by swine
eating of swine
Yo: omg, the jamon!
Ugly: jamon
no more bocadillos!
Yo: damn the bocadillos!
Ugly: thank fucking god
no more bocadillos

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Allison: what are boacilos
bocadilos
wow i left like 5 letters out of that
u get the gist

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