Allison: Dude, some of my residents were born in 1990. That's like when I started living.

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Ugly: cripes! technology stops at mom and dad's doorstep
Yo: hahah
yes it sure does
Ugly: Warning! You have reached the End of the Internet!

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Ugly: theres this weird lady that sits next to me
she looks, acts, and sounds like mimi from drew carey
Yo: HAHAHAAH
that's unfortunate.
Ugly: frightening
Yo: you mean a woman at work?
who you know?
Ugly: yea
but i stopped talking to her
because everytime i do she wont shut up
Yo: cuz you thought you were on the drew carey show
Ugly: i dont wanna be on drew carey
Yo: understandable