Brilliant! [Without Boobs]

mabel: my favorite is jenny
maggie: gawd, u are SO 4 seasons behind

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Javi: Do I look like a heater or something?!

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maggie: ok, did u listen to made in the dark?
mabel: yeah i thought that was good
maggie: Tumor Twins Unite!!!
mabel: hahahaha
no first you have to say that bon iver is good before the tumor twins unite

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Ugly: my question is, since my hormones are wreaking havoc on my body on a monthly basis, where are my boobs?
Yo: hahaha
blame mom
or dad
the boobless genes
Ugly: not sure who has them
Yo: both probably
that's why the booblessness is so extreme on our part
Ugly: that sucks
but i guess i'd rather be brilliant
where's the brilliance gene?
Yo: hahaha
oh i thought you meant you were brilliant
well i'd rather be brilliant and with boobs
Ugly: lol, no
oh right
Yo: hahaha
Ugly: B&B
Yo: B&WB
Ugly: BwB
or, you remember Married {with Children} ?
the logo?
Yo: um
yeah kinda
let me look it up
Ugly: it just says MARRIED
with a stamp on top that says with children
Yo: oh yeah i see it now
Ugly: hehe
Yo: is that how it's gonna look like
"BRILLIANT"
"with boobs"
Ugly: BRILLIANT
[with boobs]
Yo: in our case it would be without
Ugly: oh, right
just BRILLIANT
Yo: [without boobs]
it's not fair, sniff sniff
Ugly: we got big knockers for you, right up here (tapping on head)
Yo: LOL
eyes up here
Ugly: LOL
Yo: where the real boobies are
Ugly: yoo hoo! i'm up heerreee!