"This weekend I was mauled by an unattractive girl."

ugly: i met this girl through a friend
danced with her, no big deal
i was not attracted to her
i just wanted to dance
mabel: hahaha
ugly: in a little while i suggested we go on the platform where other crazy people were dancing crazily
mabel: "let's get that clear."
ugly: lol
yes
thats the key
anyway, not thinking that on the platform, she can trap me in a corner
and she did and i felt mouth all over mine
and i was slightly disturbed and definitely not interested
i backed her up and continued dancing
but then i didnt even want to dance w/ her anymore
mabel: LMAO
hahahaha
ugly: so i said i needed to go cool down
mabel: did she maul you just once
ugly: once or twice
twice
mabel: lmao
ugly: it was true that i was sweatin like nuts
so we went to the bar
tried to make conversation
but she wasn't very interesting to converse w/ either
after a while i went lookin for will
so i could leave
mabel: haha
okay
and she attacked again!
ugly: no
but we passed each other a couple other times as i was trying to leave
'cause will was having another drama-filled night
crying w/ his bf
gawd
i left.